Smelling of roses

On this particular day, I feel it is the ideal time to release my latest invention.  Deep in the product tank labs I have been getting to the bottom of a difficult problem, but the end is in sight.  I have developed a tablet (called ro-dour, a clever blend of the words rose and odour) that makes the users poo smell of roses.  Various people in the past thought their poo smelt of roses, but until now they have been kidding themselves! 

I've also been working on spray on pants - with mixed results.

Happy April 1st.